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Christian Chat Rooms

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Christian Chat Rooms
Christian Chat Rooms

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Why are the majority of people in yahoo’s christian chat room always arguing about stuff amongst themselves?

I recently tried listening for a day or so to them and usually they argue with atheists but even when they are not around they argue twice as bad amounts themselves, what gives?

I’ve never seen Christians argue, that is interesting.. I need to check it out :)

I always envisioned a Christian argument to sound like this::

Christian #1: I was sent from heaven to preach God’s word
Christian #2: Uh.. No.. “I” was sent from heaven to preach the word of God:
Christian #1: Oh yeah…? Well I’m more religious than you..
Christian #2: No, you’re on crack… I’m more religious than you!
Christian #1: No, I AM!!!!!
Christian #2: Bible beater!!!
Christian #1: Devil worshipper!!!!

the end ♥

Dating Love

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Dating Love
Dating Love

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Considering the way penile male enlargement products are being marketed vigorously on the Internet this means that a lot of guys out there are not happy with their penis size. It will be quite difficult for us to know whether the problems such guys face in their sex lives is a direct result of their small ‘member’ or it is basically their low self-confidence when it comes to sex. If you are well endowed then you would agree with me that a bigger penile size is one major factor that is necessary in achieving success in the bedroom. Although a bigger size would not do the actual talking when you are asking a lady out but it sure does the silent talking which is giving you that cool and confident look that most women love.

I am pretty sure you know the benefits of having a longer and thicker ‘sexual organ’ when it comes to sexual intercourse. One benefit about having a bigger penis size is that you do not have to worry about sex no more. This kind of feeling is awesome knowing that you have nothing to fear when you are in the bed room.

There are quite a large number of women who would not have sex with any man who is not well endowed. But why blame such women; they are only being truthful to themselves and to everybody by refusing to pretend that size does not matter and by also refusing to fake orgasms. And most women tend to feel ‘faking it’ is normal. There is also this feeling that all men with big penises usually get with their new lovers the amazement on a lady’s face when she sees an erect long thick and powerful looking penis is exciting. Although a bigger sex organ is not all you need to become a stud in bed it definitely is one thing you must have to give explosive rounds of sex to your woman.

I am not a psychologist but lets look at the psychological benefits of you having a long thick and powerful penis swinging between your thighs. You would never get shy around women knowing you have the ‘right package’ that would make her marvel. That kind of confidence shows on your face in your voice tone and the way you talk. This kind of charm is sure to get you noticed by more women than you can handle. No matter how many bad sexual experiences you have had in the past a bigger member would erase such memories because of these benefits you would be experiencing. Most women love confident men and a bigger penis size is sure to put your on the lust list of so many women.

One question that most men know the answer to but keep asking in anticipation of a different one is: ‘Do ladies like a big penis’. You know the answer but you keep hoping the answer is NO. Most women love a big ‘sex organ’ most especially a thick one. And girth is more important to most women although some women love long penises it seems the larger percentage of women prefer a muscular looking one. What happens if you meet a lady who does not like your big ‘member’? You must be kidding right? It is rare to find a lady who does not appreciate a bigger size unless she is a virgin and you rushed the whole foreplay thing and want penetration without her being aroused.

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How long do u think someone should be dating before they tell they love eachother?

Me and my bf have been dating for 5 months and we already tell eachother we love them . Is that rite????

there is no time limit at all..its whenever you FEEL like you love that person…it could be a week, or it could be a year.you never know

Dating Romance

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Dating Romance
Dating Romance

Dating Romance Back To Your Life

Even the most confident persons accept meeting the right person to date can be a daunting experience. When we are in college or schools it is easy for us to meet any number of adult dating and thereby enter into a dating relationship easily. It is easy for young people to meet a potential date soon after they join their job in a big organization. They get enough choices. But once you are married and your children are on their own and leading their life independently, and unfortunately if you are a divorcee or a widower/widow, your chances of meeting new people are very less.

In that last stage of your life, you really feel lonely as you don’t have many friends. All your friends are couple and you don’t find many individuals who are single and likeminded. You may even lack confidence as you think you have grown old and may think for you now everything is over. You might even feel hesitant about talking to a single stranger. Moreover, your past bitter experiences in a relationship may haunt you.

You will certainly feel refreshed once you meet someone special in your life. This will boost your confidence as well as you feel rejuvenated. Thus searching someone is too important for you so that someone will be therefore you as a constant support. Participating actively in social events and joining with findsomeone activity clubs will help you lot in being active and drive away the remorseful feelings.

The online dating web agencies are a real source to meet people of your sorts. As you grow old, you naturally tend to have reducing your physical capabilities so being socially active is sometimes can be a tough task. This is where internet comes as your savior. What you need to do is sit in front of your computer and sign up with swinger personalsagency where you can meet likeminded people. You will certainly find scores of dating websites which is dedicated for divorcees and senior people. Joining one of them is certainly a wisest idea.

You really don’t need to look for someone staying near you.The fact is that you don’t know whether they are also looking for a partner or not. But when you enroll with a dating website, it is obvious that all of the members are looking for someone to date. So this make your job is and you can search internet dating for an individual who shares your interests.

While you are in dating website you don’t fear about a rejection. Even though a few people who didn’t show interest in you, you don’t need to mind it as there many other people out there who may match up with your profile. You don’t need to feel embarrassed about it as you never met face to face.

The options are endless. You just need to explore them and move on to the right direction. These website ensure you to find someone who can be an ideal partner for you. so if you feel utter loneliness and wish to bring back the love and romance to your life again, enroll with a  dating site web service right way.

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To some people, why is it that guys having female friends interpreted as dating and romance?

I am a guy and I like having both male and female friends. A female friend is just a friend, and it’s not a romantic love affair nor dating. A female friend is not the same as girlfriend.

That’s right! I have bus-loads of friends that are girls and not a one of them would I ever sleep with, or get into a relationship with. The people who think differently, as you say, are just/only old school probably, because back in the day, that was not something that was considered. These are the 2000′s and it is not like that anymore.
In fact, it can be a problem when going out with one of your girly friends, cos the other girls think you are with *her*. It can be a problem most of the time, but if the girl is *good*, she can get you one of the girls you like. So, it *can* have it’s advantages, too.

Dating Women

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Dating Women
Dating Women

Dating Women – Making A Relationship Happen With All The Single Women Dating

If you’ve been dating women for awhile, you probably know they like to talk. This is good; communication is an essential part of any relationship. But communication isn’t always as simple as it seems. And it’s not the only thing you need to master when you’re dating women.

Things to Remember When Dating Women

No matter how solid your relationship, you probably have problems at some point. People are complicated. And there are some easy things you can do to make sure you can enjoy a successful dating relationship. There are also some not-so-easy things you can do to make your relationship more successful.

When you’re dating women, make sure you go about doing everything you can to make the relationships more successful. Some of them are obvious, like the previously-mentioned communicating. But there are more:

  • Listening: The flip side of communicating is listening. Know what she’s saying (and ladies, know what he’s saying) or you’ll miss something important. And you might miss something that’s important to her, which is just as bad. The words “nevermind” or “forget it” or “it doesn’t matter” don’t actually mean that. They mean, “I think you don’t care what I’m saying.” When you’re dating women, you should avoid that at all costs. When she says that, apologize for being distracted, and ask her to repeat it. You’ll be glad you did.
  • Be the Man: Hold the door open for her, foot the bill (at least occasionally) and make sure you’re just as responsible as she is for having safe sex.
  • Remember the “Golden Rule”: The best way to make a relationship work when you’re dating women is to show that you’re serious by treating her with respect.
  • Talk About Your Plans: Discuss what you want to do with your life and with your relationship. This keeps both of you on the same page and shows that you’re not hiding things.
  • Don’t Spend Time With Other Women: This is especially important. When you’re dating women, do not spend time alone with other women. Even if they’re “just friends” make sure other people are there, too. Otherwise, you’re girlfriend will get jealous. Not might. Will. It also opens the door to cheating. You probably think that it won’t happen to you. But it can. It does happen to people all the time. Just eliminate the possibility by closing the door to it.
  • Encourage Her. You might think her goals are stupid and impossible. Don’t tell her that. Do what you can to encourage her. She’ll thank you for it. And you might be surprised by what she can do if given the opportunity.
  • Compliment her. If you’re dating women, you’ll find they love compliments. You might think she knows you think she’s pretty because you’re dating her, but she wants to hear it. You might think she knows she thinks you’re smart, but she wants to hear it. Listen to what she says, and you’ll probably notice that she pays you frequent compliments. It’s for two reasons. She wants to know that you think she’s pretty awesome, too, and she wants you to know that she feels that way about you. Return the favor.

Dating women can be hard work. But if you know how to lay the foundation, the rest of it will come pretty easily. You’ll still have to work at it, but if you treat her with respect, encourage her and treat her the way you want to be treated, you’ll probably find that after awhile, it comes pretty naturally.

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Allan Tan is an experienced writer on dating women and relationships. He has been writing for many years and has had many articles published. Some of Allan’s most favorite topics to write on include single professionals, mature daters, relationships, and matchmaking. Allan’s articles are well written and memorable. They are especially great for anyone looking to begin dating and still keep up with their daily activities.

Dating women?

I’m in my mid twenties, college graduate, live alone, pay for all my bills, no children, never married, attend graduate school, not an alcoholic, not a drugee, and have no real problems or no disabilities. I have goals, and direction in life and want the best. My question is how many women do I have to go through to find the right one? Am I trying too hard? I keep getting burnt by women. Either cheated on, dropped for somebody else, or just treated like crap. No, I am nobody’s doormat, or not a pushover. If somebody intentionally does me wrong, I drop them. I stick up for myself. Is it possible I just have not found the right one yet? Or does the problem lie in myself? I’m a good person, and I always try to treat others how I would want to be treated. Or should I try to have more control over the relationship, and put out any possible “fires” before they spread? I’ve had difficulty finding somebody who I have things in common with, because everybody seems so different.

alright man i’ll help you. Look maybe your looking at the wrong places and the wrong times.

The right girls show up with out you even realizing it. The ones that cheated on you drop them , the ones that your not feeling drop them unless u see something in them that could hinder your thoughts of the future.

as for school go back to school eduacation in the key to success at lease money wise ,but money isn’t everything ok.

The girl will come but you have to wait God has that special purpose for you and her right now you just have to stop thinking and chill about it ok.

Just relax your time will come pretty soon

hope that helped Good luck and take care.

Dating Ads

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Dating Ads
Dating Ads

Matchmaking dating ads will file a new regulation is imposed views

Data show that in 2009 the marriage service industry market size more than 3 billion yuan, Expert Expansion within the next five years to 10 billion yuan. Such a large market share, so snatch this cake practitioners 10.0 billion enterprise Eight Immortals have done their best. In this highly competitive environment, love and marriage dating service in order to further standardize the development of enterprises, “matchmaking service national standards” just out. Today, matchmaking GB recommended the implementation of nearly half a year, the industry has significantly improved service levels, customer satisfaction has increased steadily. To further promote the dating service industry, on May 11 and 12, two days, the Chinese Association of Social Work matchmaking industry, the Committee held an enlarged meeting in Wuhan, for “matchmaking service national standards” to discuss the implementation of, and marriage service industries work together.

Reporter observed, at an enlarged meeting of this Committee not only dating industry from China Social Work Association, the matchmaking industry, the relevant committee leaders, matchmaking industry associations and relevant regional management agency heads, as well as Lily network, Beijing Lu Alexandra Group, Wuhan zhongcheng matchmaking, etc. dating from the country’s 80 agency heads. At the meeting, representatives from all sides were keen to discuss the theme, but also the development of the matchmaking industry put forward their own proposals.

China Association of Social Work Committee Director-General Tian Fanjiang dating industry, in the “national standard matchmaking service” and pilot implementation of the work concluded that “the national standard matchmaking service,” the introduction of the industry’s response to different business . Pioneer the first to start compliance action, spectators were busy assessing and weighing, to resist those who are indifferent. But the fact that, first marriage to start compliance action by the consumer services companies more confidence, greater market.

At the same time, the conference also discussed the “matchmaking industry Advertisement Release “and other relevant norms. According to the law Expert Introduction, now advertised for a lot of adjectives used to use exaggerated, misleading some people. The reporters found that most advertised for the “handsome, beauties,” “more money men”, “diamond bachelor” and so frequent, and some even advertised for some further sign out “members of the matchmaking has a lot of quality, including the successful “and so forth. “Non-compliant advertising is not only exaggerated, but also resulted in a number of credulous deceived candidates Dating Advertisements.” Companies from the Trade and Industry Bureau of Wuhan Guangzhou Department Director Zhou said, “Wuhan matchmaking industry as one of the important markets, always strictly regulate business. matchmaking industry for false, unlawful advertising more rigorous review, have organized a special rectification actions. Although industrial and commercial administrative departments across the country dating ads for the content of the relevant provisions are made, but market development point of view, matchmaking industry advertising have come to the moment of innovation, need state introduced a series of matchmaking industry advertising standards. ” According to Tian Fanjiang

introduced one of the highlights of this conference is to “network service matchmaking and marriage records management introduced the” standard draft for comments. Network service after several years of development of love and marriage, love and marriage have been in the service industry accounted for the position can not be ignored, some of the industry is in the vanguard of promoting the healthy development of the industry played an important role in promoting. At the meeting, “China’s chief Marriage services experts?? Lily Network (www.baihe.com)” Mo Yan, vice president, said in his speech, love and marriage marriage dating sites is becoming the mainstream market, with the Internet platform to network for the lily Marriage dating sites on behalf of the traditional “matchmaker” to give a new meaning. According to its introduction, Lily network stands for “depth of services”, in Member personal information security, records management, have rich experience in the “matchmaking matchmaking network services and file management,” Standard for a number of recommendations made.

Reporter also observed that a number of matchmaking services from industry organizations and peers shared their experience of development, but also equally concerned about the state of the marriage service sector policy. From Beijing, Liu, a marriage dating site, says that organization for practitioners, the state should not only introduce relevant measures to regulate the industry, but also the development of the industry should provide the appropriate support policies to ensure that institutions can better serve practitioners marriage market of consumers.
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Does anyone know who this girl is from dating site ads?

there’s a picture of her outside, she’s wearing tight stretchy pants that have a red waist band, she looks like she could be latino, but has the nicest ass ive ever seen, her pics have been on several dating site ads, including fling, true, and date russian girls, youll see her on porn sites like pornorama.com on side ads or on dating site like plentyoffish.com, if anyone knows anything about her, let me know…

She’s a professional model who uses a “stage” name in order to hide her true identity.

I think she lives in L.A.